The Champ

The Champ

Two men were sitting at the bar. The one nearer to me was the biggest and strongest man I have ever seen. The one farther from me was smaller and weaker. They were having the most violent argument I had ever heard. Suddenly the little man said. “It's a case of the smallest brain in the world fitted into the biggest head!” They were his last words. The little man didn't know what hit him as he fell to the floor. “When Shortie wakes up, tell him that was my best Karate chop,” the big man told the barman as he left. The next evening, King Karate was at the bar as usual when Shortie crept in quietly, swung his arm and the champ fell to the floor. “When King Karate wakes up,” Shortie said, “tell him it was my oldest Land Rover starting handle.”

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